car sex is really not the business at my height. i be feelin like i played in the super bowl next morning.
OK, so I remember the first and only time I had car sex I was with this guy I was seeing and we’re both fucked up off patron margaritas. We leave the bar, we’re sitting in the car and he starts feeling me up, I knew what time it was. I’m like, “Chill, I’m on the last day of my cycle.” He goes, “That means it’s light.” then proceeds to pull my tampon out, throw it out the window, and we fucked in the car and went home. It was amazing tbh.
#savage
GIRL THATS HOW ME EX GOT ME We was on my momma’s couch , he started kissing on my boobies; I was like chill , I have my period . That mf pulled my tampon out & started eating my pussy and ass . Omg , I knew he was the one right then & there !! My momma cursed me THE FUCK OUT for getting blood on the carpet & couch tho . I told her I bled through during a nap 😭
Things it will never be: That serious
😂😂😂
Never that real
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Oh no, I’m down for the dick on the last day but eating me out? 🙅
I’M AT WORK CRYING FAM LMFAO THE JAY Z PIC KILLED ME
I thought I was only in this, never is it that serious
