one time i was messing with this girl who was interested in getting some sad dick in her life..i was with it..she started talking shit like all girls do..saying her box was a1..she’s talking like she has the freshest box all time..the ill nana..she said her sister taught her how to have good pussy and through these teachings she has achieved next level pussy status..she said her shit was on all madden..im like
..how?..she told me she does nothing but drink water and cranberry juice..im like cranberry juice..i dont even fuck with cranberry juice like that like that…if its not cran-grape or cran-mango its not in my fridge..anyway when we finally got up i took her out to dance..end of the night while im closing out the tab at the bar shorty asks the bartender for some cranberry juice
i knew it was lit..it was finally time to see what the fuck she was talking about..i came in with low expectations like i always do..i dont really eat random girls out like that but she hyped it up so i felt obliged..and if she was just talking all that shit just to get me to eat her out, i was gonna do it anyway because she put the effort in..im a nice nigga you know?…im also blunt tho which i told her…if her shit was trash i would be informing her..we get back to my apartment and get into it…i wasted no time..i threw her on my bed and went to work..im kissing down her stomach..teasing her..i finally get to it
…….NIGGA….her shit legit tasted like heaven..i had to take a second and thank god for the both of us..thank him for allowing me to have been blessed with such an angelic experience..thank him for allowing her to grace such a world between her thighs..i felt like when adam ate the forbidden fruit except i’ll put bread up that her pussy tasted better..put that on mama..i questioned life..i questioned my purpose of being on this earth..i questioned
why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight..i took a second to thank the gods, jahs, and allahs like
some pussy just tastes like nothing or has a little flavor but her shit tasted like i should’ve thanked her..im eating her out and im thinking im being a giving person but turns out she was the gift..her pussy should have its own commercial..the commercial gotta be some shit like the old cocoa puffs commercials tho..nigga and aside from the taste she was wet as hell..i swear she leaked through to downstairs and i know the white dude who lives under me was like
to sum it up tho after we were done i was speechless..she was asking me like “what?” i just kept shaking my head..i was in disbelief..ive never wanted to eat a girl out more than i wanted to fuck her so it just through me all off..i looked at the world differently that day..i was deadass ready to be one of them tumblr niggas that put the flowers in they hair and make hearts come out they ears..i was able to sympathize and understand now..my life has never been the same since..
